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Thanksies 

To show thanks towards something
Can you place that stationary order? Thanksies
Thanksies by Uberstyle May 18, 2010

Thanksfucking 

Avoiding going to your parents home for Thanksgiving beacuse they are all insane morons and instead staying in and fucking the shit out of your girlfriend
"Sorry Mom, can't make home for Thanksgiving. Im staying in for Thanksfucking!"
Thanksfucking by Cottage Guy September 27, 2011

Thanksism 

A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.
Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.
Thanksism by Taige July 31, 2007

thanksulted

The act of simultaneously thanking someone and insulting them at the same time.
Ben: "I want to thank everyone in the class. I know this test was graded on a curve and I never would have gotten an A without all of you."

Sally: "Pretty sure he just thanksulted us..."
thanksulted by thegamersdome March 27, 2019
Being both thankful and unthankful in some sort of sarcastic way.
Thanksful everyone! You’re all great!
Thanksful by Beast68 December 9, 2018

Thanksquility 

Thanksquility
1. The serene feeling of knowing you have everything ready for Thanksgiving dinner.
2. The calm attained by the whole family after they've feasted on Thanksgiving dinner.
1. "What's with Mom? She seems zoned out." "That's just Thanksquility. She got everything ready before anybody got here."
2. "Why is everyone so quiet?" "Son, that's Thanksquility! That last piece of pecan pie made 'em all glassy-eyed. They can't move."