Avoiding going to your parents home for Thanksgiving beacuse they are all insane morons and instead staying in and fucking the shit out of your girlfriend
A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.
Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.
Thanksquility
1. The serene feeling of knowing you have everything ready for Thanksgiving dinner.
2. The calm attained by the whole family after they've feasted on Thanksgiving dinner.
1. "What's with Mom? She seems zoned out." "That's just Thanksquility. She got everything ready before anybody got here."
2. "Why is everyone so quiet?" "Son, that's Thanksquility! That last piece of pecan pie made 'em all glassy-eyed. They can't move."