thames river 

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.

man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.

thames river by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

Thames River Monster 

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

Thames River Monster by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024

Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

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Going up the River Thames by falolout August 4, 2010

Going down the river Thames 

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

Going down the river Thames by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016

Yorkshire special with the River Thames 

Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.

“Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”

Yorkshire special with the River Thames by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024

River Themes

A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.

It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.

There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.

Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.

River Themes by Ronii Devine September 5, 2010