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Thai-arrhea

Explosive liquid shits caused by a spicy Thai dish
Bro I had the drunken noodles and a Sapporo at the new Thai place tonight with Jen and squirted a little thai-arrhea in my pants before I could find the bathroom
Thai-arrhea by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017

thaiarrhea

diarrhea from eating Thai food that is too spicy, usually causing a burning, extremely sore asshole.
That restaurant gave me the worst thaiarrhea
thaiarrhea by TheSpiceKillsMe June 16, 2008

thaiarrhea

A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.
My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.
thaiarrhea by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011

Thaiarrhea

The multiple day case of diarrhea one gets after eating Thai food.
I ate at that Thai Restaurant and haven't left the bathroom thanks to the Thaiarrhea I got
Thaiarrhea by Regis6900 June 5, 2010

Thairrhea 

Loose bowel movements had by one after eating Thai food. Much like diarrhea but often has an additional "sting" when on the way out because of the curry and hot red chilis.
After the Tom Kha and Pad Thai I had for lunch I've been on the toilet all afternoon with Thairrhea.

This Thairrhea spell I'm going through is really making my ass burn.
Thairrhea by huevones3 September 22, 2009

Pad Thaiarrhea 

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
Pad Thaiarrhea by Rogan January 7, 2007