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texty text by megatron02 April 25, 2014
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Texty texter
A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.
Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work
Texty texter by sKandelous April 17, 2015
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texty texterton
Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube
Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
texty texterton by jevanyn December 30, 2009
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top text bottom text by bit125 March 6, 2022
Zoom text fucking
when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020
Text Aim
Ned (text): Ya bebeh c u l8r
Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.
Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol
Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.
Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.
Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol
Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.
Text Aim by Maurice DelTaco October 2, 2012
risky text
a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
risky text by vapegod420 June 29, 2015
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