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textural cramp 

Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.
I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.

Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.

I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.
textural cramp by SneffSneff January 9, 2010

textural coherence 

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.
He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

Textually Frustrated 

When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.
"She takes forever; texting with Sara leaves me textually frustrated"
Textually Frustrated by rzaragoza December 31, 2008

textual intercourse 

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

Textual Relations 

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!