textslap

A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.

Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.

textslap by CapTim June 29, 2009

textslap

when, usually in a facebook comment war, a person goes all out to diss the other competitor and show just how they are wrong in every way.

shit man, that was a textslap so hard it hurt me!

textslap by eamonster December 25, 2010

Text-Slap 

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.

Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))

Text-Slap by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010

textscapades

Flirty text exchanges, especially when the texter doesn't consider the exchanges to be a violation of his/her relationship, but, hell yes, they are.

If you love the one your with, don't engage in textscapades.

textscapades by One for all August 5, 2016

textslack 

A person who is bad at texting and often replies after a long period of time.
This is usually referring to a guy or a girl that isn't a good texter, especially when it comes to quick responses.

"Dude! Your such a 'textslacker' !"

- "Sorry man"

textslack by Mr. Memmy October 17, 2017

textslation 

Something misunderstood or misinterpreted during texting

Tara:What are you doing?
Mark:Am screwing together these 2 boards
Tara:I Like to screw
Mark: Thats SO HOTT
Tara: boards together
Mark: O nevermind that got lost in textslation

textslation by Theman152 February 25, 2011