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textomercial 

The messages sent to your phone by a company trying to advertise something.
I got some kind of stupid textomercial on my phone.

This one company is so annoying, it keeps sending me textomercials!
textomercial by hyperman May 2, 2009

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people
Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8
Texterical by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.
"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."
textorexic by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

testosterical 

A condition where a male person experiences ungovernable emotional excess, often leading to a display of angry tweets, furious mansplaining and, in severe cases, violent threats. Commonly believed to be caused by testosterone floating around in the male body.
"Whenever someone mentions feminism to Mark, he gets all testosterical and starts shouting about how politically correct feminazis are trying to control his opinions."
testosterical by Haushofer November 20, 2016
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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