12 definitions by (( (OQTIVE) ))

Astrueurnot

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;

The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 30, 2015

Wriding

When you should be writing a report for school or work, but instead you blow off your responsibilities and go for a ride.
Derived from: writing and riding

I promised my boss I would have my Summary Report finished over the weekend. Instead of writing the report, I decided to go riding. However, I stayed up late and finished the report and therefor technically I was wriding all night.
BTW.....Ungrateful boss fired me today.
I will be writing my updated resume.....After I get back from the track.
See: "bAssole" for definition of my Boss
writing riding working slacking report ritting writting

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

Cuzurnot

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki

Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 30, 2015

Textopottumus

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Hot Tub Flu

The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.

Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!

by (( (OQTIVE) )) May 30, 2010

H.D.I.C.

Acronym for:
Head Dick In Charge

Heard on most any construction site. Hey, who's the H.D.I.C. around here?

head dick boss foreman supervisor owner client

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 10, 2011