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text ninja 

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
text ninja by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016
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text-message ninja 

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
text-message ninja by Mo Sess January 4, 2006

Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
Ninja-Text by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
ninja-text by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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