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Texas Turn 

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.
She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit
Texas Turn by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019
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texas turn 

When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
Despite the name, "texas turns" are illegal in Texas.
texas turn by texas turn January 5, 2009

texas turn-around 

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.
texas turn-around by texas turn November 5, 2007

Texas Turn-Around 

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet
Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.
Texas Turn-Around by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Texas Turnover 

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover
Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."
Texas Turnover by Woody89 October 26, 2010

Texas Turnbuckle

The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
Texas Turnbuckle by JBDD August 16, 2019

Frosty Texas Turnpike 

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.
Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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