Definitions by Turdburglars

Texanese 

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.

Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.

Texanese by Turdburglars October 19, 2017