testtube baby
A person that is so dumb or weird that there is no way that they are human and therefore was cloned from a piece of shit.
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testtube baby by PoatoChip May 3, 2003
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testtube baby
A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.
testtube baby by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007
test tube baby
A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
test tube baby by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
test tube baby
A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.
Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.
Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.
test tube baby by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
test tube baby
test tube baby by Kevin ma May 2, 2006
Budget Test Tube Baby
Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.
A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.
Budget Test Tube Baby by shamansuvanam October 3, 2011
Test Tube Baby
1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.
Ryan is a test tube baby.
I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
Test Tube Baby by OCDTTB September 24, 2010
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