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testtube baby 

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A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.
Your zombiecat just ate my testtube baby
testtube baby by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007

test tube baby 

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A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

test tube baby 

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A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.

Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.
Jill had a very hard time getting pregnant, so she decided to try having a test tube baby.

test tube baby 

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A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.
Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.
test tube baby by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

Budget Test Tube Baby

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Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.
A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.

Test Tube Baby 

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1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.
Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.
Test Tube Baby by OCDTTB September 24, 2010
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