testi test 

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

testi test by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

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test testing by ВИННИ November 16, 2020

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test test test by the fuuuuck? September 21, 2021

am I pregnant test 

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

am I pregnant test by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

am i gay test 

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance

person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was

am i gay test by a narcissistic arse bitch July 17, 2021

The Great British I.Q test of 2016 

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.

Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.

The Great British I.Q test of 2016 by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022

Test Of Tests 

A working week in which all five days are occupied by exams. Similar to a test cricket match but indoors, and really, really boring...

Joe: It's week six of the term next week.
Tim: Oh yeah, we've got all our exams in that week.
Joe: Looks like it's gonna be a test of tests then.

Test Of Tests by Delfinator March 5, 2009