the fuuuuck?'s definitions

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

twilight zone

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.

It's called the Twilight Zone, and it's a TV show.

I love the Twilight Zone and I watch it on the Science Fiction network all the time.

by the fuuuuck? July 20, 2008

Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.

- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

Cute Videoed

The awkward moment when you see your friend posting a cute video on a girl's FB wall. Often the first public sign of a crush that will snowball into a PDA-heavy relationship.

Example of Cute Videoed:

- John: "Did you see Carl post that puppy video on Sarah's FB wall? Beginning of the end."

- Rich: "(eyeroll)”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

The So... moment

The moment you have the talk about going from hooking up to a relationship. Might be awkward to initiate, especially if the two parties aren't on the same page. The "SO" refers to "significant other." Often involves phrases like "Where do we stand?", "Is this going anywhere?", and "Let's DTR."

- Chris: "I had the So... moment with Lisa the other day."

- Will: "And??"

- Chris and Lisa in unison: "It's official!” (holding hands)

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

mouth hugging

When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.

Josh: "mhmgdfhwrmhhh (attempts to talk while drinking a beer)"

Ryan: "You know I can't hear you when you're mouth hugging."

Josh: "mmmffwrrggddsshh"

by the fuuuuck? January 16, 2014

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014