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(Noun)

: a word used to define when a college student has multiple test in a week
: (Made more proper with an 's)
"Hey want to hang"
"Sure"
"Let me check my skedge"
"Can you?"
"I have Test this week"
"Oh you have testi's"
Testi by FamilyJuls September 22, 2014
short form for a testimonial. Used widely by users on an online friend service called friendster when asking their friends or other members to write a short message on their profiles visible to other users containing descriptions about themselves and their relationships, or just to say hello or wish them for an occasion.
Albert: Can you give me a testi?
Ben: Alright, let me log in first.
Testi by calV April 30, 2005
A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.
John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...
Testi by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021

testi test 

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

Testi Whiff 

The act of a woman simply approaching the ball sack of a male and taking a quite deep whiff of said sack.
A- Yo man last night Sarah gave me a Testi Whiff
B - Forreal man?
A - Yea bro, I could have sworn she almost sniffed them out of the sack
Testi Whiff by Slateski July 24, 2010

testi love

1. to have love for testicles or "testies"
can you feel the testi love?
testi love by supa_neek December 9, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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