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As i ran on the treadmill my testi brothers slapped against my sweaty groin!
Testi by Michael Fletcher the first November 21, 2004
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(Noun)

: a word used to define when a college student has multiple test in a week
: (Made more proper with an 's)
"Hey want to hang"
"Sure"
"Let me check my skedge"
"Can you?"
"I have Test this week"
"Oh you have testi's"
Testi by FamilyJuls September 22, 2014
short form for a testimonial. Used widely by users on an online friend service called friendster when asking their friends or other members to write a short message on their profiles visible to other users containing descriptions about themselves and their relationships, or just to say hello or wish them for an occasion.
Albert: Can you give me a testi?
Ben: Alright, let me log in first.
Testi by calV April 30, 2005
A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.
John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...
Testi by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021

testi test 

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

Testi Whiff 

The act of a woman simply approaching the ball sack of a male and taking a quite deep whiff of said sack.
A- Yo man last night Sarah gave me a Testi Whiff
B - Forreal man?
A - Yea bro, I could have sworn she almost sniffed them out of the sack
Testi Whiff by Slateski July 24, 2010

testi love

1. to have love for testicles or "testies"
can you feel the testi love?
testi love by supa_neek December 9, 2008
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