skedge

Another word for schedule.

"Let me check the skedge"
"I'll see if I can skedge you in"

by j-allz April 7, 2008

skedge

the morbid aroma one can tell by entering the room. the dandruff on ones head is noticeable, with streaks of fine gray hairs as well. often is horny with pimples on the back. to be a skedge is very rare so if you see one, the chances next time will be slim to none

yo skedge
yo man
hows life
Depressing

by slim henny November 30, 2011

skedge

a mate of a mate came up with this one: it defines the smell/residue left between the fingers after playing a girl like a glove puppet. it came up in conversation as we discussed spaff and other ejaculate nouns.

can't really think of an exemple, skedge is what it is.

by jack_1 March 13, 2007

skedgy

A weird combination of sketchy and edgy at the same time.

Person 1:Dude... All 30 of my pets died yesterday...
Person 2:That is hella skedgy

by TheOneAndOnlyUnitato November 21, 2016

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Sedge

When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.

This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge

by James Donnelly January 2, 2022

Warsaw sledgehammer

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009