tent flaps

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

by Chalupa Power May 19, 2006

Slam the Tent Flap

To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.

Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!

Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.

Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.

Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.

by luv951 February 19, 2009