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Davis tenhage

Person 1 “Wow that retard doesn’t stop talking”
Person 2 “That’s Davis Tenhage, he’s a professional yapper
the displacement of sheets or other bed clothes created by an erect penis; often associated with 'morning glory'.
You could tell he had just woken up by the size of his tentage
tentage by negroponti November 5, 2008

Tengaged 

1. proper noun. An online Big Brother and Survivor game.

2. adjective. Anything, usually a website, that consumes the otherwise normal, socially-functioning lives of the patrons who visit it.

3. noun. A mental disorder found commonly amongst adolescent homosexual men and asian girls whereby one's immediate goals involve mindless staring at a computer screen. Also known as Click-Scroll-Refresh syndrome.

4. noun. A homosexual love fest. A perversion of the phrase "ten gays".
1.

Alexxandra: "I better get first HoH, or I will be evicted from my game on Tengaged."

2.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, let's go bro out... you know. We can play some Wii, grill shit, and watch some porn."
Bro #2: "Nah bro. I'm all about this tengaged shit I just found. Bust a nut for me tho."

3.

Mother: "He's just so abnormally antisocial.. is it because he is gay?"
Doctor: "He only appears to be antisocial. He's actually famous online... The poor lad suffers from Tengaged syndrome."

4.

Boy #1: "Let's play Tengaged."
Boy #2: "We need to find 8 more gays, then."
Tengaged by puma face December 17, 2009

tenhagen 

A dick head teacher who cares about know one. A perv, a rapist. Has a photo of a dog shaped like a dildo. He also fingers cats
Are you being a Tenhagen agian
tenhagen by Tenhagen December 7, 2016

Tengaged.brat 

Someone who used to play on the now gone Tengaged.br.
They come to Tengaged.com and ruin a lot of potentially fun games with multis and cliquishness.
"These Tengaged.brats are ruining Tengage." - Anonymous Tengaged User
Tengaged.brat by Calibjornication January 1, 2018

Tengaged 

A subliminal message for the outcasted, traning antisocial teenagers to together join forces and create an army of bitchy homosexuals that will bring new world order to the peple of obama. Subliminal messages include "SLAY" and "HOE YAS"
Man 1 : My PeePee is tingling!!
Man 2 : Wanna go on Tengaged and make Lemjam mad? ;)
Man 1 *whips it out* im ready!
Tengaged by MrPancakezx September 20, 2015