tender blender 

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

tender blender by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Blender tender 

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

Blender tender by Jiwoy Yomamah July 19, 2016

Chicken tender bender 

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

Chicken tender bender by Eric shun March 22, 2013

High-Speed Tender Bender 

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

High-Speed Tender Bender by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

Low-Speed Tender Bender by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Tender Bender

Female who sleeps with multiple people while in relationships. Females who tends to have thottish tendencies.

“Aye bro you seen tyrone?” Yea my dude my boy down the street pipin some little “Tender Bender”.

Tender Bender by Whoreible Holly February 2, 2018

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

Tender bender by Sick Em D August 24, 2022