telethra

Telethra
tele-thra
The clogging of the throat due to drinking too much sperm.

My friend: I think I have telethra.

Me: Why? What have you been drinking?
My friend: My boyfriends baby-gravy.

by telethraawareness November 23, 2020

Telethra

Telethra is a serious disease that causes an issue with breathing. The cause is drinking too much sperm.

I can’t believe Taylor Swift got telethra, I would have never guessed!

by spreadingawareness November 23, 2020

teletransportation

A method of travel in which one is replicated exactly (atom for atom) from point A and created at point B as a uniform copy.

High levels of technology may be able to use teletransportation to "beam" people off the surface of a planet and into its respective space craft.

by Philosophic Identity Ponderer November 2, 2011

Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.

Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.

by krayler June 30, 2006

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

teletrash

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.

The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"

by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006

teletraining

Could mean either being trained for telemarketing, or being trained by telephonic medium.

Nothin' like a bit o' teletraining to brush up on yer skills.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008