teleussy

When you see a hot woman on a television screen

guy 1: bro she's so hot I wanna jump in and get some of that sweet teleussy
guy 2: DAMN! she bad as hell, I agree bro I wanna jump through the screen and get that teleussy too

both proceed to erupt all over their television

by Mr Identity November 7, 2022

telepussy

Pussy over the phone

Damn, she got that moist telepussy. Shit had me hard af.

by Quadfeeder9000 March 31, 2024