telefather 

a father that is far away from the son/daughter that you can't physically interact with

My telefather is good at art

telefather by Daniel Barton November 20, 2022

telepathetically 

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"

{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically

telepathetically by Telephony June 23, 2020

Telepathetic 

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

Telepathetic by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

telepathetic 

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

telepathetic by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

Telepathetic 

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.

Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!

Telepathetic by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014

telepathetic 

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

telepathetic by LeafyGreenVegetable June 15, 2009

Telepathetic 

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

Telepathetic by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010