telemotherfucker

This is a rude, but highly descriptive synonym for telemarketer.

Some telemotherfucker called me up at 9 a.m. on a holiday Monday and asked to speak with the lady of the house. I told her: "The lady of the house has been fixed and declawed. Let that be your warning."

by Vlad D. M. Paylaw January 10, 2017