telefagic 

Being a gay douche from afar.

Dude, don't be so telefagic.

telefagic by sue-yo-name August 10, 2009

telefaggot 

a term used to describe a gay individual from southern India. Often times used in villages or rural areas.

"Hey Sagar, aren't you a telefaggot?"

"Why, yes! Aren't you one too?"

telefaggot by Condomman April 12, 2010

telemagical 

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

telemagical by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

telepanic 

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

Telefapic

Masturbation with your mind

I had my hands full so I mastered being Telefapic

Telefapic by ThaJosh May 5, 2013

Telemagically 

The phenomenon of you and another individual knowing/saying what the other was going to say or was thinking

You telemagically knew i was going to say that

Telemagically by Tristan Shockley April 16, 2023

televaginalist

A "fallen saint" of da "boob-tube" who secretly "played wif boobs" and other intimate parts of women's anatomy.

Da two infamous "Jehovah Jimmies" were examples of televaginalists --- they didn't exactly go "swaggarting" around about said indiscretions, though, plus they felt hotter than a "bakker's" oven when they were totally "roasted" by da media.

televaginalist by QuacksO December 21, 2025