Thebestalpaca's definitions

Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

Fuzzy

Slang for boner

Girl 1: look, that guy has a boner
Girl 2: awww, his little teeter has a fuzzy

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015