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Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.

Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.

David77: FAPTIME!
AceKing: Wat? interracialz?
David77: No time for some teensex!
* David77 unzips

teensex by loxyria July 2, 2009

teen sex

the best thing that can ever happen to a teen, as long as you wear a condom otherwise you're fucked

dude I just fucked that hottie katie yesterday and we're only in 7th grade!
teen sex fuckin rocks!

teen sex by charger21SDI March 23, 2009

Related Words

teen sex • teen sex club • tensexual • teenser • teenexit • teense • Teensee weenie • teenserv • trensexual • Shady teenser

Teen sex

The best kind of sex you can get ever either as a teen or if you are younger or older then your teen and are getting sex from a teen.

Teen sex is the best.

Teen sex by The Fury 13 January 24, 2011

tensexual

Sexual tension between two people

Man two of my friens are so tensexual around eachother

tensexual by GangstaNY March 22, 2006

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teense

A small, sometimes cute, amount of something.

Can I have a teense of that cake?

Can you scover a teense?

teense by Jeremy Hoge February 11, 2006

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Tensexual

Only being attracted to Ten Lee who is member of NCT, a kpop boy band

Person 1: Do you wanna be my gf/bg
person 2: srry but I'm Tensexual

Tensexual by StanNCTandstreamresonance December 20, 2020

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teenser

Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.

Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!

teenser by whatdrink June 20, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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