When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!
Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teenpeen.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.