techxpert 

The Genius who know is a know it all when it comes to knowing everything about tech

Ask him/her how to program and or repair any time of laptop, program or smartphone

He/She will tell ya!!! What they think is right

Hey Jimmy your a Techxpert Right?
Can u help me fix my laptop ?

Jimmy : Sure and yes I am a techxpert and the problem with ur computer is that it has been hacked

Thanks Jimmy you da Texhxpert

techxpert by Klinkhammer May 23, 2018

texpert 

Someone who can touch-text proficiently.

"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.

texpert by mikey3256 April 16, 2014

Techspert 

One who is highly skilled in a technical field such as those involving computers or mobile devices.

See also geek

"Man your a real Techspert when it comes to this programming stuff."

"This program doesn't require you to be a techspert."

Techspert by ShadowScythe December 21, 2008

texpert 

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

texpert by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011

techspertise 

The advice of someone with a high level of technical knowledge, or Technical Expertise. See Also: techspert

Thanks for your techspertise. I didn't know building your own computer could be so easy.

techspertise by 3Dradio February 6, 2009

techspectation 

The expection of a particular piece of technology to function as intended.

A strong belief technology will perform a specific function every time in the future.

I had the techspectation my phones thumb scanner would unlock my device , instead it just frustrates me.

techspectation by Steamin Lehman January 18, 2017

Texpert 

Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.

"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"

Texpert by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006