teacherection

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.

"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection

teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

Technerection by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

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teacherection • techierection • Technerection • techrection

techrection

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.

That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!

techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

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techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

techierection by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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