technotwerp 

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.

Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!

technotwerp by Gasteroide April 26, 2011

Technoherpes 

Also known as computer viruses, Technoherpes infects your computer and forces it to perform wildly varying activities without your knowledge...at first...then the hate-filled emails from everyone you know start to pour into your mailbox!

Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.

Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.

Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)

Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.

Technoherpes is normally spread via such channels as:

Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!

Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.

Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!

Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?

No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!

Technoherpes by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven November 14, 2011

technothepig

The second worst thing to happen to those Orphans.

Did you hear about Technothepig? I'm concerned for those orphans

technothepig by Reneegade May 26, 2021

TechnoThespian 

A person who is very overly critical about the sounds played at a techno night. Appreciate bars, melodies, textures, violent mixing, hard beats, quick beatmatching, 3 decking, headfuck sounds, bleeps, snares, drums, 909's, claps, off beat beat juggling, layering, 1210's, no gay laptops, head to the floor, jaw dropping, face melting, dark rhythms, constant addition and subtraction and no boring 12 minute loops

Often hunt in groups of 2, 4 or 6 and will be seen at the front of the DJ booth checking out the equipment and being critical at the state of the current dire state of techno. Will often jaunt and ridicule the young know it all scrotums in the crowd.

Won't last long at a night unless the music is amazing and will compare the music being played to the golden era of techno (90's)

Can also be called a Tech-Thesp or "T-T"

Dude, you see those guys not dancing? They're a couple of technothespians.

Why are those guys chatting so much about techno music? They're tech thesps dude

Wooah those guys are techno thespians - they know so much about techno

TechnoThespian by Jonny5fingers August 30, 2013

TechnoThePug 

A dick who plays minecraft, everyone likes him except his enemies and other people
he plays on mineteria and other things, he is from TheDepressedServicen and is leader of the "Pug Gang"

Do you know TechnoThePug from TheDpressedService?

he's gay

(Normal conversation with pug)
1: "hay pug fuck you"
Pug: "fuck you to"
1: "alright when?"
Pug: "how about now?"
1: "alright lets do this!"
Pug: " YA WANNA GO BRO!!"
1: "YEA I WANNA GO"
Pug: "BRING IT ON THEN!"

etc etc, you get it

TechnoThePug is big gay

TechnoThePug by NotPug March 16, 2020