technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.
Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!
by firahz February 16, 2005
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1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.
What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.
by Nathan M. February 15, 2005
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I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.
Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.
by hownowmscow March 01, 2011
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A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.
Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009
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someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.
A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.
by Gym76 December 08, 2010
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I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!
by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006
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Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.

Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.

I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!

by Patt Cotingham March 09, 2007
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