technoputz

A person unable to grasp new technologies or operate newfangled devices.

She's such a technoputz that she kept trying to call on her cellphone in the subway tunnel.

by angry_guy September 5, 2005

Technopuppet

1. Someone whose life is entirely ran by technology.

2. A person that is addicted to Techno music

Man... Ricky's always walking around with those giant headphones on blasting techno music so loud the whole world can hear it. That dude is a technopuppet.

by edigital July 17, 2012

technopunk

Technopunk is a community of performers, artists, ravers and hackers enjoying a punk lifestyle surrounded by hitech.
It has been one of the first culture to be computer aided designed from scratch, be it the arts, the networks.
The term was first coined within the illegal techno movement around europe back in the early 90s, using the internet to get organized against governmental repression. Technopunks are persecuted by a police state all around the world until today they find ways to fight this using networks.
Original technopunk happenings don't happen in clubs but in random squats, outdoor and indoor and it is difficult for a lambda new comer to get any information at first, it is impossible to find any honest or real information about technopunk on any media except the internet.

technopunk repression at the Czechtek 2005 zákrok 4 policistů - police brutality

by djehan November 28, 2010

technopath

a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.

I called Roberta to fix my computer. The computer was completely frozen and nothing I did worked to fix it. She walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. She is an amazing technopath, and I have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.

by Roberta Levin November 21, 2007

Technoclutz

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.

Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.

by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016

Technophaziness

A mixture of technophobia and laziness, especially when used on computers and the internet.

"Andy was suffering from technophaziness, which prevented him from participating on the Internet messageboard more frequently than once every six months."

by Andy Dunlop May 13, 2005