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technoputz 

A person unable to grasp new technologies or operate newfangled devices.
She's such a technoputz that she kept trying to call on her cellphone in the subway tunnel.
technoputz by angry_guy September 5, 2005
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Technopuppet 

1. Someone whose life is entirely ran by technology.

2. A person that is addicted to Techno music
Man... Ricky's always walking around with those giant headphones on blasting techno music so loud the whole world can hear it. That dude is a technopuppet.
Technopuppet by edigital July 17, 2012

technopunk

Technopunk is a community of performers, artists, ravers and hackers enjoying a punk lifestyle surrounded by hitech.
It has been one of the first culture to be computer aided designed from scratch, be it the arts, the networks.
The term was first coined within the illegal techno movement around europe back in the early 90s, using the internet to get organized against governmental repression. Technopunks are persecuted by a police state all around the world until today they find ways to fight this using networks.
Original technopunk happenings don't happen in clubs but in random squats, outdoor and indoor and it is difficult for a lambda new comer to get any information at first, it is impossible to find any honest or real information about technopunk on any media except the internet.
technopunk repression at the Czechtek 2005 zákrok 4 policistů - police brutality
technopunk by djehan November 28, 2010

technopath

a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.
I called Roberta to fix my computer. The computer was completely frozen and nothing I did worked to fix it. She walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. She is an amazing technopath, and I have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.
technopath by Roberta Levin November 21, 2007

Technoclutz 

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.
Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.
Technoclutz by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016

Technophaziness 

A mixture of technophobia and laziness, especially when used on computers and the internet.
"Andy was suffering from technophaziness, which prevented him from participating on the Internet messageboard more frequently than once every six months."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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