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techno peasant 

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.
dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets
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Techno Peasant 

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.
Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'
Techno Peasant by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008

techno-peasant 

Someone that doesn't have a clue about working with technology. They can't work myspace and send attachments on emails.
Could also be when you have a techno-peasant moment. This is when your mind strikes a blank working with your computer.
Karin: "Man just saw the coolest music video on youtube!"
Jei: "What is youtube?!?"
Karin: "Where have you been? Your such a techno-peasant!"

Matt :"Maybe you should add the video track when you export your timeline! Then you would have a picture!!!"
Jei :"Agh, man i'm such an idiot, i totally forgot!"
Matt :"haha, techno-peasant!"
techno-peasant by Jeninja-inja March 24, 2007

techno-peasant 

Someone who has been shunned from the tech savvy world we now live in. Many software programs require some software, computer or tech knowledge to operate. Not having this basic knowledge can leave you confused. Programs written for techno-peasants are the key to these individuals future.
I received an email from a volunteer saying that "even a techno-peasant can understand Shiftboard and picked up their shifts for our event. Scheduling made easy for even us techno-peasants"!
techno-peasant by Munterhitch October 4, 2010

a techno-peasant 

A person who is technologically challenged, and who is uneducated about modern conveniences such as; MP3s, VCDs, burning CDs, Digital Cameras, instant messages, text messages, e-mail, etc...
My neighbor is a techno-peasant, he doesn't know how to upload the pictures from his digital camera onto his computer.
a techno-peasant by S. T. June 24, 2008

technopeasant 

1. A term used to describe people with little or no computer or online knowlege. Originates from original wonks surfing the early web using University accounts, in reference to AOL and Compuserv users.
2. Anyone who is technologically ignorant or inexperienced.
My grandma is such a techopeasant!
technopeasant by Dr Intrepid May 3, 2005

technipeasant 

really unadvanced technologically
person a: i'm loving this record player

person b: im loving my ipod touch

person a: wha?

person b: omg youre so TECHNIPEASANT
technipeasant by jayayewhy March 8, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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