Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008

techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester June 23, 2008

Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

technodictator

A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer

Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.

Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?

A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.

by shepsta June 8, 2010