Techno Dick
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
Techno Dick by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008
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techno dick
"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."
techno dick by blanchester June 23, 2008
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Technodick
Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.
noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM
"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."
"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."
Technodick by Semtek December 28, 2012
technodictator
A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer
Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?
A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.
technodictator by shepsta June 8, 2010
Technofickle
Describing someone who loves a new gadget, app, or software trend for about five minutes before getting bored and chasing the next shiny piece of technology. Showing zero brand loyalty due to an obsession with novelty.
Example 1: "Dave is so technofickle; he swore his new smartwatch changed his life on Tuesday, but by Friday he threw it in a drawer to buy a smart ring."
Example 2: "Maya considered herself a proud tech pioneer, but her friends just called her technofickle. Her apartment was a graveyard of last month's obsessions. On Monday, she converted her entire life to a new AI-driven calendar app. By Wednesday, she declared it "too corporate" and migrated everything to a decentralized minimalist platform. By Friday night, she was staring blankly at a paper notebook, completely unable to remember how a pen worked"
Example 2: "Maya considered herself a proud tech pioneer, but her friends just called her technofickle. Her apartment was a graveyard of last month's obsessions. On Monday, she converted her entire life to a new AI-driven calendar app. By Wednesday, she declared it "too corporate" and migrated everything to a decentralized minimalist platform. By Friday night, she was staring blankly at a paper notebook, completely unable to remember how a pen worked"
Technofickle by Vickiee.Tee August 13, 2026
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