Technion

torture place in the north of Israel. Invite student to sign in with the lie: "Tech University for engineering". All the poor men (and some poor women) suffer every day Home Works that can't be finished and exams which can't be solved. a large big wide penis in the middle of the campus, also known as "The Obalisk" or "The dick of Ulman"

"Dude! I would like to drink a beer with you, but i've got a lot of works to do!"
"fuck the Technion!"

by e^(i*pi)+1=0 February 4, 2010

technion

Israel institute of technology (or IIT). It's supposedly the equivalent of MIT in Israel.
most of the Technion undergrad students their will to live, because of the high standards and amount of studying required, and the demoralization from repeated failure.
Be that as it may, the Technion is considered the best institute for technology in Israel, and is among the best in the world. So what if most of the students develop white hair (!!!!) during their (three to) four years there?

Hila got in the Technion? That's great, but that means she probably won't have a life for the next four years...

by gilette June 11, 2006

Technion

AKA Technodrome-IL, An underground facility where the Israeli secret service trains geek test tube babies to become deadly mercenaries.

Welcome to the Technion, Technodrome-IL. You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave!

by ey51 July 21, 2004

technonoise

Technonoise is a genre of electronic music, which is popular in Europe. As the word implies, technonoise is a noisy version of techno music. Tecdhnonoise is underground, non-mainstream, kind of music.

Technonoise is a subgenre of techno.

by Dionysios Danilatos January 8, 2005

techninja

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.

Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

technonazi

A person or firm who takes a technology idea and makes a product out of it, make it appear that it is their original idea, make it proprietary, make people think that it is the only way to go (the others are uncool and socially unacceptable), and sell it for far more than what it is worth.

Apple is a technonazi.

Aryans is to Mac as Jews and Gypsies is to everything else.

by grubs1 April 9, 2009

Technonogy

A term coined by Generation Z, it refers to a higher form of "old" technology. It often involves artificial intelligence or is considered better that traditional technology.

Man, Chat GPT made the dopest rap for me last night. That is some serious technonogy!

by EthelsAngel June 21, 2023