techninja 

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.

Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!

techninja by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

technicalissimo 

An IT manager with the attitude.

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

Technical Tony 

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

technically-augmented ta-tas by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.

"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"

Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010

human research technician 

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

human research technician by oggles January 13, 2009