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techninja

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.
Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!
by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009
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technicalissimo

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)
by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018
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Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
by nostringer January 12, 2012
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Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010
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technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
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Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
by DanoNYC January 3, 2010
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human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.
by oggles January 13, 2009
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