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techidiot 

You can't find a better person than this.
I am lucky to have a techidiot like you
techidiot by brew8858 May 24, 2017
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technidiot 

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
technidiot by lsc9x August 22, 2011

technidiot 

1. When you send your electronic device in for repair or upgrade and it comes back in worse shape than it was, it was repaired by a technidiot.

2. Those people who claim to " follow the science" and yet demonstrate they do not know or understand any science are also technidiots.
My iphone was repaired by a technidiot. It never worked right again.
technidiot by Helium5793 March 28, 2022

technoidiot 

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.
bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.
technoidiot by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008

techdicted 

Addicted to technology, unable to put electronics down
My friend Bob is techdicted to his new phone.
techdicted by fastback September 19, 2016
Someone who is just an idiot when it comes to technology
That guy is such a techiot he couldn't even write basic script
techiot by techiot_1 October 1, 2019
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