Teathen 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen

Teathen by jesterjester July 31, 2011

Sneaky Teather 

When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.

Jen look out! He's about to pull a SNEAKY TEATHER!

Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010

Teathenist 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathenist

Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011

Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.

While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.

Tokyo Teatherball by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010

Teaghen 

Teaghens are usually ultra stunning people whose names can be shortened to just Tea. Which, by the way, is the most popular drink in the world. It's often thought that if you ever stumble across a Teaghen you can pretty much say goodbye to dating life forever as you'll just be completely in love with her for the rest of your life. They're usually really beautiful (inside and out), really easy to talk to, grab your attention when they walk into a room, and latest research shows that they may be a natural version of Viagra for men.

Person 1: Yo, I just saw Teaghen and literally my jaw dropped to the ground
Person 2: I heard the crack bro, you need to get your jaw checked out
Person 1: It's good bro. Let's drink tea

Teaghen by Evanatomy August 9, 2018

teather 

General term for a skank, slut, whore.

Hey! Look at that teather over there!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!

teather by jimmy1peppers July 13, 2009

teaghen 

a person who usually really good at cooking and is super fun to be around who is usually cooler than his siblings

he such a teaghen

teaghen by fatboipoo June 3, 2018