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Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen
by jesterjester July 31, 2011
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