Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"
etymology: from Tea Party + heathen
etymology: from Tea Party + heathen
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Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen
Eric Cantor is a Teathenist
by jesterjester July 31, 2011
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While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010
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Person 1: Yo, I just saw Teaghen and literally my jaw dropped to the ground
Person 2: I heard the crack bro, you need to get your jaw checked out
Person 1: It's good bro. Let's drink tea
Person 2: I heard the crack bro, you need to get your jaw checked out
Person 1: It's good bro. Let's drink tea
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I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!
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he such a teaghen
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