texcock 

A slang term that describes the male genitalia of a Texan.

Person 1: "I love his big, juicy texcock!"
Person 2: "Are you mentally okay?"

texcock by kur0KUr0 May 12, 2024

teacock 

an extremely small penis

dude you have such a teacock

teacock by wannaJohny January 28, 2009

teacock 

When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.

By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.

teacock by mizzaroni November 22, 2009

Tecockao

Tequila, cocaine, tacos, and cock.

My beach boy Jaun or my beach lady Jaunita, would being me tecockao

Tecockao by Mystical Melly March 8, 2026