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Tea Towel 

A very sexy man
Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!
Tea Towel by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
An insult that has humanity gagged.
Also: Someone who complains to Cadbury on TikTok about their chocolate not melting, while using cold water instead of hot water to melt it.
"Beacuse you're using cold water, you tea towel"
Tea Towel by anonymous May 26, 2026

Tea towel holder 

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

Tea towel head 

Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
Tea towel head by Ruby Ring December 9, 2008

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use
i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night
tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

tea towel holder 

a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
shall i put it in your tea towel holder
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Oblication 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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