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Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.
I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.
E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch
by iKielo1 February 2, 2009
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preslide

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide
I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide
by iKielo1 January 28, 2009
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Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"
E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.
E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen
by iKielo1 February 3, 2009
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Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech
S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!
by iKielo1 February 5, 2009
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Puddin'

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.
D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah
by iKielo1 January 29, 2009
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