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Definitions by iKielo1

Discocktech 

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech
S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!
Discocktech by iKielo1 February 5, 2009

Chinputermon 

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices
System Error, shutting down.

This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!
Chinputermon by iKielo1 February 3, 2009
(Visc-wuss) It is a different pronunciation of the word vicious, when something is particularly vicious you say (visc-wuss) to emphasize it
We lost the final in the 93rd when he took a viscous strike on his left foot and scored
Viscous by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Turkaphile 

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.
E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen
Turkaphile by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Secret Ninjas 

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.
E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch
Secret Ninjas by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

Round Robin 

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...
A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night?

B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!
Round Robin by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Dellemma 

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"
E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!
Dellemma by iKielo1 January 30, 2009