nickname for Tom, a 14 year old boy that is intrested in football and graffiti and has very pretty hair.
by J@zz April 14, 2009
Get the tbeef mug.Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
more
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004
Get the treefiddy mug.by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011
Get the Tweefing mug.A being of folklore within the black community whom is renown for stealing a young black child's money/expensive possessions, and in exchange, leaving a pile of teeth.
Tyrone: "AY YO, DA HELL'Z MAH PAYPA? AND DA F IS DIS PILE O' TEEF??"
Jamal: "AWW HELL IT'S DA TEEF NIGGA"
Jamal: "AWW HELL IT'S DA TEEF NIGGA"
by MC DEM January 19, 2010
Get the Da Teef Nigga mug."Ya got any treefer?"
by Joshonline.org April 3, 2003
Get the treefer mug.With Mr. Ed treefs like that, the man needs to use a pencil as a toothpick.
That girl look like she got hit by a car in the face with all those busted up treefs.
That girl look like she got hit by a car in the face with all those busted up treefs.
by D.Cooper October 2, 2007
Get the treefs mug.Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.
by Robert Krauss December 8, 2007
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