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treefiddy 

Three Dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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treefiddy 

that's a spankin' new Mustang GT treefiddy
treefiddy by monkeyjh August 15, 2003

treefiddy 

Slang for a vehicle with a 350 cubic-inch (5.7 liter) V8 engine. Originally introduced to old models of GM vehicles with that engine.
Is that a treefiddy Camaro?
Yeah!
treefiddy by NigelM October 20, 2021

tree fiddy 

Three Fifty
The amount o three dollars and fifty cents
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.
tree fiddy by Mike Niehaus May 6, 2003

threefiddy 

Three dollars and fifty cents
I need 'bout threefiddy!
threefiddy by threefiddy August 30, 2006

tree fiddy 

three dolla's and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY MONEY!
I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
tree fiddy by Aaron Blorosum September 13, 2010

Tree-Fiddy! 

$3.50
Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!
Tree-Fiddy! by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011
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