Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
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phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.

I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.

"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"

You got about tree fiddy?