taxtortion 

government taxation under the guise of one purpose but misappropriating the taxed funds for other purposes.. Taxtortion, a lot like Extortion only group versus group instead of the 1 on 1 approach that Extortion uses

When the state taxes you for the roadways, at the gas pumps, or increasing registration/inspection fees,so you can have nicer roadways, and then misappropriates those funds to the state police instead you have just experienced taxtortion.

taxtortion by GeoJ.Russ August 16, 2023

Textortion

The act of using cell phone text messages to threaten harm on a person or property for individual gain and/or benefit.

Based on a January 2011 criminal incident in Franklin, Tennessee where a man stole a cell phone, was offered a $100 reward "in-kind" for it's return, but instead demanded a higher amount - effectively holding it for "ransom."

Local media (specifically WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville) billed him as the "Textortionist."

On January 14th, 2011, 26-year-old Bradley Vaughn was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee - charged with felony theft and resisting arrest.

His victim had accidentally left his cell phone among the merchandise of a local retail store. When he realized he was missing it, he returned to find it had been stolen. Using a borrowed cell phone, he proceeded to text his own phone in an effort to retrieve it - offering a $100 reward for its return.

Bradley Vaughn allegedly returned the text, demanding $180 - effectively holding it for ransom. He instructed the victim to place the ransom amount underneath a glass of ice at a local restaurant.

The victim informed local law enforcement prior to the ransom exchange. Police set up a "sting" operation and, after a scuffle, arrested Bradley Vaughn - attempting to retrieve the bait ransom money left by the victim.

Local media reported the incident, billing Bradley Vaughn as a "Textortionist" (Courtesy WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville)

Textortion by specterpoint January 16, 2011

pititulus testortion 

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

pititulus testortion by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008