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tax payer 

person 1- where are all the tax payers at?
person 2- they left this hell hole california because they tax(see steal) us to death and expect us to stay, if you do stay what the hell are you doing, get out of there because the toilets flushing and it will only get worse.
tax payer by cow1964 September 19, 2009
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tax payer 

An employee of the government. Unlike other government employees (i.e. Post Office workers, Congressman), tax payers can be fired and actually have to work for a living.
Damn, I pay so much taxes that I am an employee of the government.
tax payer by dtugg November 9, 2004

taxpayer 

A term used to describe citizens who aren't involved in street crime or the drug trade, who the police and local government feel a higher amount of responsibility to protect.
He don't fuck with no taxpayers... having cops sniffing around is bad for business
taxpayer by ap00000 September 23, 2010

Taxpayers Burden 

People who are totally useless and non productive in American society. These people now roam freely while destroying the economic and social infrastructure of America.
Maria gives birth to baby Carlos in a county hospital. Because Maria used crack cocaine during her pregnancy, baby Carlos is born prematurely. This premature birth requires her baby to spend two months in intensive care. The hospital bills now add up to over 100,000 dollars. The hardworking taxpayers of America will pay for these bills.
Little Carlos is now enrolled in public school. Because Carlos has not been exposed to the English language in his early childhood, he must be taught in bilingual education. Carlos also receives free school lunches and his mother Maria is collecting welfare and food stamps. This is an additional tax burden for the hardworking Americans in this country.
Carlos is now a teenager. He has recently joined a street gang. Because of various crimes including drug possession and burglary, Carlos has been in and out of the juvenile justice system for most of his teenage years. During his teenage years, Carlos also impregnated two girls in his gang and has refused to accept responsibility.
Carlos is now an adult. His criminal record has grown to include armed robbery, car jackings and assault. He has spent most of his adult life in and out of jail.
Carlos is now addicted to crack cocaine. He has suffered two drug overdoses. On his 3rd overdose, Carlos dies.

Summery: A Taxpayers Burden, from birth until death.
Taxpayers Burden by AHWWM March 16, 2005

taxpayer 

A driver who lacks the inclination to choose which side of the road to drive on. The assumption being that since they paid taxes to build said roads, they will use any and all of it as they see fit.
That drunk ass son of a bitch is driving like a taxpayer! Stay back at least 500 feet until he runs off the road and plummets off of this cliff!
taxpayer by K. Hartnell May 16, 2007

taxpayer 

Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government.
We need more taxpayers.
taxpayer by AmbientLion January 17, 2004

taxpayer 

Term for "citizen" used by Republicans, who measure citizenship by how much money you make. Note that how much money you make is not proportional to your income, and that under Bush's tax plans, only income you earn yourself (as opposed to dividends and inheritance) is actually taxed.
Supply-siders bitch that the top 20% pay over 40% of the taxes, but the top 10% control over 90% of the wealth.
taxpayer by Xyzzy February 5, 2005
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