When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.
Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.