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The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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The classic sex move where one does the following:

1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.

Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.

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by Dick Cobra April 14, 2010
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1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.
by Ted Jones December 20, 2003
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