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TAWD

1) TAWD - acronym for That Angry White Dude. A term commonly used for angry white dudes who ruin parties.

2) TAWD - the name of my wow character
Guy1: WHO THE FUCK LET TAWD IN?
Guy2: I dunno but hes ruining the party...

Guy1: Dude tawd has leet skills
Guy2: Yes hes the best shaman on korialstrasz
TAWD by ImTAWDyo February 20, 2010
Words you can keep
a really sweet dis only use in the worst circumstnaces or on n00bs or <lvl16's
how the cwap could a level 16 arcane battle orc lose a closed arena challenge to youw cwappy ass level 13 elf heroin you must have weighted the dice or somfing gay wike dat you fwippin a tawd
a-tawd by xXSimonXxDM February 8, 2005
Nerd Sland, means ass-tard, but the r must be pronounced with a w sound. use it when your looking to insult someone who plays dungeons and dragons.
shut the flip up aweady, flippin a-tawd
a-tawd by ben_spector February 3, 2005

We-Tawd-ed 

Retarded, a bit slow, One who rode the "short bus" in grade school, but not always the case! Can also refer to a person or situation where one of the parties did\said something so stupid that it completely out of character for that person!
Did you see Sarah, she didn't even look behind her as she backed up into that new Mercedes? Is she Fucking We-Tawd-ed?
We-Tawd-ed by Hammitch January 28, 2015
A Stallion

A hoss from LBI
Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.
Hot Tawd by Toby October 30, 2003

sofa king wii tawd dead 

another way of saying so fucking retarded
Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"
sofa king wii tawd dead by saynab February 4, 2009

Tawdresque 

Tawdresque: Adjective
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Tawdry - Gaudy & Cheap in appearance
Suffix from French esque (sim.from Italian esco (“-like”), from Medieval Latin iscus, of Germanic origin, ish.)

Tawdry+esque= Tawdresque

One of those “fun-to-say words” with a coquettishly amusing manner to describe:
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1. flamboyantly tasteless

2. brazenly & audaciously unsavory

3. garishly inelegant

4. inharmonious of moral standards
Lady Gaga and Snooki from JERSEY SHORE typically dress in a TAWDRESQUE costume.
Tawdresque by @misslindadee May 20, 2011
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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