Coming up with all sorts of excuses (or placing blame on everyone else including your succesful brother in law) over your apparent failure without actually admiting said failure.
Quit tawdsplaining, Tawd, and just accept you're a shitty person.
When a British person (tan) explains something thats blantantly obvious/false in a condescending manner to an Irish person because they'reBritish, think they're "great" and have no grasp on their countries history.
"You know you Irish should say thanks to us if we didn't invade you you'd still be picking potatoes"
"Class tansplaining"
Whenever someone who has no idea what they’re talking about tries to explain something. Instead of giving further information they just get loud and angry silencing their opposition. People who tardsplain once are likely to do it constantly and can often fool fellow tards into thinking they are smart.
David: That tony douche is a real tardsplainer, he tries tardsplaining everything, and just talks like a pompous fag.
Dylan: yeah, Tony’s fucked up, his shits all retarded and he talks like a fag.
This occurs when complete and total idiotstry to talk intelligently about a subject they have recently learned about and come off looking even more tarded. Occurs regularly on MSM channels and in libtard circles.
I watched CNN last night and Humpty Dumpth Stelter started tardsplaining the NFL kneeling issue. Sad!
"Tanksplaining" is when tankies "mansplain" to Soviet Union Survivors and their descendants that they're "spreading Nazipropaganda" and they didn't really suffer under the authoritarian regime.
"The Soviet Union waited for the Warsaw uprising to end before marching in like martyrs and then sent my grandparents and many others who fought the Nazis off to the Gulag camp."
"Have you considered your grandparents are just spreading Nazi propaganda?"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.