Tauranga is a beautiful city for outsiders.. But really it is a shithole for old people to retire . Tauranga contains some cunts that think they have "swag" and sluts that think they are "gods gift to men" .. Red is a favourite colour in Tauranga so if you wear blue I suggest you change that... Tauranga loves to have party's but shit cops shut it down at around 8-9pm but other than that Tauranga people are great to get along with. Oh and night clubbing is shit too
I love Tauranga ... Says no one who lives here, ever!
Property in a scummy "city" of New Zealand which has no soul or character.
The purchase of which translates into the ultimate life fail.
Mainly belongs to newly weds and nearly deads.
John: Ew, what's that smell?
Tim: It's the sewerage plant, so scummy it may as well be Tauranga real estate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.